Are you married on Valentine’s Day? Of course there are ways that a mirage has changed Valentine’s Day some for the better and some for the worse, Think about it, here’s no pressure for it to be the sexiest night on Earth. You might not even get freaky at all and there is nothing wrong with that! There is no expensive meal. Prix fixe meal for $250 a head? No thanks. You have other stuff to pay for, like saving for a mortgage, maybe. (And yes, saying the word “mortgage” is like foreplay.)
And if you have amazing, romantic sexy time, you know it has literally nothing to do with the industrial complex that is Valentine’s Day. It’s comforting to know you can think for yourself without the help of a calendar.
So embrace monogamy and your mirage and if the mode strikes on Valentine’s day then by all means indulge but if you want have a pass and get the sweats one go for, you two lover each other no matter the calendar date—This has been the Truth