AL – If you are having trouble in the online dating world you may want to look at this guy’s dating resume for inspiration.
TLDR: last weekend I got turned down for not having a 'dating resume'... So I made one. ---- Full story: Last weekend I saw an absolutely gorgeous girl in the caf. An outrageous babe, a straight 10/10; Mom would be stunned if I brought her home to a family function. So I worked up the courage to approach her & ask her to dinner. She laughed (???) and asked if I had a dating resume she could view. I obviously said no & received her blunt 'no thanks then' in return. And that was the end of it... Until now. I know you're out there, Resume Girl, and dammit I'm going to get my date. I don't care how smug you are, I will not be defeated #determined
A picture of himself with a llama alone should bring in a few dates.